Everyone beat me at duck pin bowling today β¦ again
“ummmmmm, are you sure last call on drinks was already called? You know I’m a Yelper, right?”
Elite Yelp Squad consists of a miserable group of entitled reptilians who find their sense of community amongst each other, so they will no longer have to dine/live/exist alone
if I had the opportunity to transform into a mermaid and live my In a mermaid community in the ocean, I would probably not do that shit