See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Everyone beat me at duck pin bowling today

yelp, but for people in the service industry to rate customers.

or maybe an acknowledgement that these types of rating systems are entirely subjective, and place too much power in the hands of idiots

“ummmmmm, are you sure last call on drinks was already called? You know I’m a Yelper, right?”

You ain’t no damn food critic, You’re just a cunt!

Elite Yelp Squad consists of a miserable group of entitled reptilians who find their sense of community amongst each other, so they will no longer have to dine/live/exist alone